STUCK IN AN ELEVATOR IN PORTLAND MAINE

Four guys and a woman are stuck in an elevator. While they are stuck, they strike up a conversation.

The first guy says, ‘I’m a Y.U.P.P.I.E., you know. ”Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist”

The second guy says, ‘I’m a D.I.N.K.Y., you know… ”Double Income, No Kids Yet. ‘

The third guy says, ‘I’m a R.U.B., you know. ”Rich, Urban, Biker. ‘

The fourth guy says, I am a D.I.L.D.O., you know… ”Double Income, Little Dog Owner.”

They turn to the woman and ask her. ”What are you?”

She replies: ‘I’m a WIFE, you know. ‘Wash, Iron, Fuck and Entertain.”