May 8th, 2009
by Danonymous.
Hello, Is this the FBI?”
“Yes. What do you want?”
“I’m calling to report about my neighbor Billy Bob Smith!
He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood.”
“Thank you very much for the call, sir.”
The next day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob’s house.
They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes,
they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They
swore at Billy Bob and left..
The phone rings at Billy Bob’s house.
“Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?”
“Yeah!”
“Did they chop your firewood?”
“Yep.”
“Happy Birthday, Buddy”
Posted in: Funny Stuff: Laugh, Chuckle, Cry.
May 7th, 2009
by Danonymous.
A doctor, on his morning walk, noticed an older lady sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said, “I couldn’t help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?”
“I smoke ten cigars a day,” she said. “Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends, I pop pills, get laid, and don’t exercise at all.”
“That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?”
“Thirty-four,” she replied.
Posted in: Funny Stuff: Laugh, Chuckle, Cry.
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