Two Maine good ol’ boys decided to go on one of those cruises. As fate would have it, the ship sank.
The two found themselves alone, in a small life boat. There was nothing in sight and very few supplies.
After some time, a small colored bottle bumped up against the boat. The first Mainer, grabbed the bottle and tried to rub the label clean.
Suddenly a big genie appeared and in a booming voice declared: “You have one wish. I’ll give you whatever you want. And no asking for more wishes.”
Without skipping a beat, he said, “I wish this ocean was made of beer.”
In a flash, the water turned into beer and the genie disappeared.
The second Mainer, looked at his buddy and said: “You idiot.” And shaking his head in dismay, he continued: “Now we’re gonna have to pee in the boat!”
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