Posts from ‘May, 2009’

Hello, Is this the FBI?”
“Yes. What do you want?”
“I’m calling to report about my neighbor Billy Bob Smith!
He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood.”
“Thank you very much for the call, sir.”
The next day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob’s house.
They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes,
they bust open every piece [...]

 A doctor, on his morning walk, noticed an older lady sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said, “I couldn’t help but notice how happy you look!  What is your secret?” 

“I smoke ten cigars a day,” she said.  “Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice [...]