Posts from ‘February, 2009’

After January 14th you will be charged a fine for having your Christmas decorations still up.
You may not step out of a plane in flight.
Shotguns are required to be taken to church in the event of a Native American attack.
Augusta
To stroll down the street playing a violin is against the law.
Portland
Shoelaces must be tied while [...]

Stumpy Grinder and his wife Martha were from Portland, Maine. Every year they went to the Portland Fair, and every year Stumpy said ” Ya know Mahtha, I’d like ta get a ride in that theah aihplane.” 
and every year Martha would say “I know Stumpy, but that ihplane ride costs ten dollahs…. and ten dollahs [...]